HIDEOUS MATERIAL, GIRL: Madonna (left) was hardly in Vogue with these checked harem trousers, biker jacket and boots that made her look less Like A Virgin and more like a navvy. GWEN WILL SHE LEARN? Ms Stefani (right), a designer as well as a pop star, shrouded in a shapeless black number 
TOTALLY BATTY: Singer Rihanna's (left) green batwinged jumpsuit, designed by Alexandre Vauthier, was a throwback to 1982 - which probably should have been thrown back. PEEK-A-SUBO: Britain's Got Talent star Susan Boyle (right) reveals a little more leg than she probably intended in this floral skirt
GENERAL DISASTER: Cheryl Cole's (left) Fight For You Love military uniform/leotard combo brought to mind Michael Jackson at an aerobics class. Lady Gag (right) is a fright in white at the Brits
INSANITY CLAWS: Heiress Daphne Guinness (left) wears bulky, claw-shaped shoes designed by the late Alexander McQueen. OLD ROPE: Gwyneth Paltrow's (right) dress looks as if it's held together with string
A DRAB HAND: Keira Knightley (left) dresses down in what looks like a tablecloth for the Never Let Me Go premiere (left). SALMON'S OFF: Jennifer Aniston (right) is an orange-pink Christian Lacroix at the Bounty Hunter premiere
ROSS IN BOOTS: In tweed, biker boots and baggy trouser, Jonathan (left) looks as if he was dragged through an Oxfam shop. A BAD LOOKY WOOKY: No wonder Russell Brand (right) was voted Hollywood's worst-dressed man of 2010
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